ooh scary
about as dark as a Milky Bar

Mar 22 2006
Submitter's comments:
Not exactly funny, just bad bad bad design. If you can read it, you might find out something about her (but I doubt it)

The Sadmaster's comments:
A truly sad site. Need we say more...?

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Bean juice steams the spare rib
see also : http://www.engrish.com/

Mar 13 2006
Submitter's comments:
It was a night like any other - people inviting us out to a steakhouse. We get there, we are seated in a private room. All was well. Niceties aside, we prepare to order. I ask my wife what I should get. She says, "Go ahead and look at the menu - it's in English."

"Oh Really?"

The Sadmaster's comments:
I quite fancy the 'Saute Small Cattlefish with Ginger GarcicBlack Pepper' - yum yum.

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Bruce the Lizard
Lizard? Looks like a cheeky monkey to me. 'Go on - tickle my chin'

Mar 8 2006
Submitter's comments:
So, just how much time can one waste at work? I'm setting out to find that answer by creating this web site about Bruce the Lizard, mostly while at work.

The Sadmaster's comments:
What's the point of having a job if you can't build your own online pet fanzine while you're supposed to be, er, well you know - doing job stuff. I wonder if friendsofbrucelizard.com is available?

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Barefaced exhibitionism!

Mar 2 2006
Submitter's comments:
NakedWorldRecords.com, the definitive reference for naked world records.

The Sadmaster's comments:
I think I'd rather have a Guinness.

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Awkward, uncomfortable drink with the client anyone?
Until it's soda-cracker white?

Feb 27 2006
Submitter's comments:
This is very good:-

The Sadmaster's comments:
It is very good. For anyone who's ever worked in media, (or similar business). video clip contains strong language

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Star Wars Kid
Can you feel the force?

Feb 19 2006

The Sadmaster's comments:
One minute you're Darth Maul and the next you're the lauging stock of the Internet, in hiding and in therapy. The lesson here is don't film yourself in 'idle-fantasy' mode and, if you do, don't let your mates get hold of the tape!

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Salut!
Go Gary.

Feb 14 2006

The Sadmaster's comments:
Good old Gary Brolsma was a media sensation in the States last year. For those in the UK who want to know what the fuss was about check out the original video clip.

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Here's a clue: 'bad'gers

weareallbadgers

Jan 6 2005
Submitter's comments:
Here's a link: www.weareallbadgers.com

Hope you like it!

The best way to describe it is 'random warblings', but that does not convey much to you of course. I shall try harder:

It is a 'comedy' site based initially on the premise of using the word badger as much as possible and in as many ways as possible. Over time, it has developed into much more than that with items on:

The Colour of the Day Competition: detailing the true history of how colours originally formed in our world.

The Word of the Day Competition: all the latest news from the prestigious Word awards from London.

Real-life Badger news items: that's right, real-life badger news items.

Interactive highlights include:

BadgerQuest: Control Smelly Jenkins in this online adventure game. A simple 'which-door-will-you-go-through' style adventure game but with bells on. Lots of bells. Even bells shaped like fish... (What I am trying to say is that it is a truly unique and rewarding experience, and with more than 200 pages to visit, it's quite an adventure.)

Questionnaire: Self-Explanatory; does what it says on the tin.

Footy Quiz: Guess which teams are portrayed by my pictorial representations for no prizes what-so-ever. Except eternal respect from your friends.

Thanks for reading!

Cheers, John

The Sadmaster's comments:
I'm too busy to trawl through this rubbish. Why don't you have a look and let me know if I've missed anything?

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Ideal for Christmas

Dec 20 2004
Submitter's comments:
This website features an unusual product called a flatulence cushion, and was recently featured in the Daily Telegraph.

The Sadmaster's comments:
"New seat cushion technology, by Dairiair" Dairiair? What a stinker!

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Pot Chick

Sep 13 2004
Submitter's comments:
"The new Pot Noodle site is here to liven up the UK’s bored workforce with a saucy new advert and some mischievous online activity.  The new advert ‘The Bicycle of all Snacks’ is available to view on the site, as well as a cheeky viral game (where you can win £500) and flirty interactive quiz promise to keep you entertained at work all day long!"

The Sadmaster's comments:
For classic sadness in the style of www.furnitureporn.com, see also www.potnoodle.co.uk . Guranteed to make you feel dirty and laugh at the same time. SM.

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