As this page seems to be listed higher for 'funny websites' than the rest of this little ol' site of mine, I though I should tidy it up a bit. The latest funny website is always shown on the iamsad.co.uk home page, along with the lastest waffle from yours truly. I'm reviewing this top ten and will update this page soon. Use the subscription form to be notified when this happens.
The Sadmaster's comments:
Is is funny? Is it Sad but good? Or is is just plain rubbish? According to literally several iamsad.co.uk visitors it's all three.
If you don't like swearing, don't go there or here either :
Tourette-A-Phone

The Sadmaster's comments:
I was first alerted to this classic site in 2000 and made the mistake of reading through some of the 'Mullett classifications' while at work. It wasn't long before my snorts of laughter began to distract other people in the office and I ended up outside the front of the building wiping tears from my eyes.
(I think it was this page that did it: mulletard: a "special" person blessed with a mullet shame on me.)

The Sadmaster's comments:
Sound like a menswear designer? Well he does have t-shirts with his big fat face on. And mugs.
This guy has been publishing self-obsessed, "Welcome everyone, I'm just great aren't I?" inconsequential garbage for years now. I get the feeling he pisses off all his family, and friends, (if he has any), with his online ego-petting - his Christmas present to his sister a couple of years ago was a 'Shumin Web' sweat shirt, and at the end of one of his 'essays' he talks about forcing his family members to sit in front of a computer to look at his latest work.
He does have another obsession though, and as you can probably guess from the picture, it's good old grub. Check out the 3-part 'photo-essay' (or rather ' a page with some photos but not many words') about the re-opening of a college food-hall. How can someone jabber on for so many years and not really say anything? Staggering!

The Sadmaster's comments:
He does you know.
Like most sites I feature on iamsad.co.uk, you do need a reasonably cynical and grown-up sense of humour to enjoy this site. Cliff rants insults at people pictured in photographs that people send him. For example, here's what he says about what appears to be a part-time tranvestite holding a cake, "hello and welcome to my house, may I offer you a pie? It is made from the liquid I smear on my legs to remove the carrot-sized stumps of hair growing from them." (it's much funnier with the picture).

The Sadmaster's comments:
This guy is a bit bonkers, as he admits, but entertaining in a frantic way. Your all-Amercian sky-diving, patriotic God-fearing Internet hero. Check out those sounds...

The Sadmaster's comments:
In the unlikely event that you actually get a bit bored of looking at pictures of pylons, there's a huge number of pages in the always ill-advised 'Guest Book.
My favourite guestbook entry:
03/11/02 15:56:17 GMT
Name: fred sandwich
MY URL: Visit Me
Location: derby
Comments:
I like it when gypsies touch pylons in the rain. very good.

The Sadmaster's comments:
This used to be funny but now looks a bit of a mess. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ seems to be going strng though.
