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Mar 13 2002
Submitter's comments:
Scruttocks!
The Sadmaster's comments:
Is is funny? Is it Sad but good? Or is is just plain rubbish? According to literally several iamsad.co.uk visitors it's all three.
If you don't like swearing, don't go there or here either :
Tourette-A-Phone
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Mar 13 2002
Submitter's comments:
Complete MIDI Organist Available To Take Church Into The 21st. Century Using MIDI In The Organ Console Where The Church Belongs!
The Sadmaster's comments:
This guy is a bit bonkers, as he admits, but entertaining in a frantic way. Your all-Amercian sky-diving, patriotic God-fearing Internet hero. Check out those sounds...
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Mar 13 2002
Submitter's comments:
"Putting the fun back into fundamentalism".
The Sadmaster's comments:
This site will probably offend serious devouties of just about every religion.
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Mar 13 2002
Submitter's comments:
For a while it looked like the classic sad site had disappeared from the Internet, but no. It has been superseded by The Pylon Appreciation Society
The Sadmaster's comments:
In the unlikely event that you actually get a bit bored of looking at pictures of pylons, there's a huge number of pages in the always ill-advised 'Guest Book.
My favourite guestbook entry:
03/11/02 15:56:17 GMT
Name: fred sandwich
MY URL: Visit Me
Location: derby
Comments:
I like it when gypsies touch pylons in the rain. very good.
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Mar 13 2002
The Sadmaster's comments:
This used to be funny but now looks a bit of a mess. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ seems to be going strng though.
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Mar 11 2002
The Sadmaster's comments:
I was first alerted to this classic site in 2000 and made the mistake of reading through some of the 'Mullett classifications' while at work. It wasn't long before my snorts of laughter began to distract other people in the office and I ended up outside the front of the building wiping tears from my eyes.
(I think it was this page that did it: mulletard: a "special" person blessed with a mullet shame on me.)
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Mar 11 2002
Submitter's comments:
My name is Ben Schumin, and this is my little world, which I have created and continue to maintain, as I have been doing since March 23, 1996.
The Sadmaster's comments:
Sound like a menswear designer? Well he does have t-shirts with his big fat face on. And mugs.
This guy has been publishing self-obsessed, "Welcome everyone, I'm just great aren't I?" inconsequential garbage for years now. I get the feeling he pisses off all his family, and friends, (if he has any), with his online ego-petting - his Christmas present to his sister a couple of years ago was a 'Shumin Web' sweat shirt, and at the end of one of his 'essays' he talks about forcing his family members to sit in front of a computer to look at his latest work.
He does have another obsession though, and as you can probably guess from the picture, it's good old grub. Check out the 3-part 'photo-essay' (or rather ' a page with some photos but not many words') about the re-opening of a college food-hall. How can someone jabber on for so many years and not really say anything? Staggering!
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Mar 11 2002
Submitter's comments:
my name is Cliff Yablonski. I have never met you before, but I hate you regardless.
The Sadmaster's comments:
He does you know.
Like most sites I feature on iamsad.co.uk, you do need a reasonably cynical and grown-up sense of humour to enjoy this site. Cliff rants insults at people pictured in photographs that people send him. For example, here's what he says about what appears to be a part-time tranvestite holding a cake, "hello and welcome to my house, may I offer you a pie? It is made from the liquid I smear on my legs to remove the carrot-sized stumps of hair growing from them." (it's much funnier with the picture).
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